1 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:05,070 Gee whiz. 2 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:05,070 The Harvest Festival 3 00:00:01,660 --> 00:00:05,070 was a real triumph. 4 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:09,000 We had over 5 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:09,000 eighty thousand people 6 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:09,000 in attendance, 7 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,140 which surpassed our 8 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,140 wildest expectations. 9 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,680 I would like to 10 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,680 specifically 11 00:00:12,710 --> 00:00:15,680 single out Leslie Knope. 12 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:19,480 I speak for the mayor, 13 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:19,480 city council, 14 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:19,480 and all of Pawnee 15 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,450 when I say we 16 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,450 can't wait to see 17 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,450 what the heck 18 00:00:21,580 --> 00:00:23,450 you're going to do next. 19 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:27,820 Step on up here, Les. 20 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,550 Thank you. 21 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,360 Paul, are you okay? 22 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,450 Uh... 23 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:39,760 Oh, my gosh. 24 00:00:38,070 --> 00:00:39,760 Holy! 25 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,860 Oh, my God. 26 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:42,000 Call 911! 27 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,970 That was the second 28 00:00:43,070 --> 00:00:45,970 most awkward way 29 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,200 a man has ever 30 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,200 grabbed my breast. 31 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:09,930 All right, guys. 32 00:01:08,730 --> 00:01:09,930 Everybody, listen up. 33 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,190 Just a few notes 34 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,190 about our camping 35 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,190 retreat tomorrow. 36 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,500 We're all gonna meet here 37 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,500 and leave as a group 38 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,660 at 6:45 a.m., promptly. 39 00:01:16,970 --> 00:01:18,000 Why are we doing this? 40 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:19,160 Harvest Fest is over. 41 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,970 We do not wanna 42 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,970 have a sophomore slump. 43 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,980 This camping trip is 44 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,980 our chance to think 45 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,980 of some really big ideas. 46 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,480 Why don't you just tell us 47 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:26,480 what our next project is, 48 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,340 and I'll go camping 49 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,340 by myself. 50 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,390 Look, I have ideas, Ron. 51 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,390 Okay? I have, like, 52 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,390 100 new ideas. 53 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,580 But the point is, 54 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:33,580 the pressure is on. 55 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,620 We only have one chance 56 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,620 to make a second impression. 57 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,060 What portion of 58 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,060 this camping trip 59 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,060 will take place outside? 60 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,460 All of it. 61 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:40,460 Pass. 62 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,360 Can't pass. 63 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,360 It's a mandatory work retreat. 64 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,300 I have a question. 65 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,300 What if we're 66 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:45,300 scaling a cliff 67 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,140 and I start to fall? 68 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,830 Can I grab onto 69 00:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,830 your boob for support? 70 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,200 No, Tom, don't. 71 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,200 Her boob kills. 72 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,470 My boob 73 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:52,470 does not kill. 74 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,340 Paul did not die. 75 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,340 He had a heart attack, 76 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,270 which required 77 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,270 an octuple bypass. 78 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,280 Besides, the Pawnee Sun said 79 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,280 that my chest saved his life. 80 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,740 How's the best municipal 81 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,740 department in Pawnee? 82 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:06,850 That's you guys. 83 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,980 Paul is going to be 84 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,980 recuperating for a while. 85 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,220 So, the mayor asked me 86 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,220 to step in as City Manager. 87 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:17,100 And I of course 88 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:17,100 accepted immediately 89 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:17,100 because Pawnee is literally 90 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,500 the greatest 91 00:02:17,230 --> 00:02:19,500 town in the country. 92 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,890 Of course, 93 00:02:19,870 --> 00:02:21,890 I am gonna miss Indianapolis, 94 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,060 which is the most 95 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,060 wonderful city in America. 96 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:26,670 I'm so excited to be working 97 00:02:24,570 --> 00:02:26,670 with you all again. 98 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,970 And Leslie, I cannot wait 99 00:02:26,740 --> 00:02:29,970 to hear your new big idea. 100 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,240 I wanna hit 101 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,240 the ground running, 102 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,240 and your new mystery project 103 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:34,710 is going to be 104 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:34,710 the hydration pack 105 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,150 that gets me to 106 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,150 the finish line. 107 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,480 You're all my 108 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,480 little hydration packs. 109 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,690 I'm sure I am not. 110 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,520 Ron. 111 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:43,850 Are, too. 112 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,760 Hydration pack! 113 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,530 Hey, you gotta hear 114 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,530 this hilarious story 115 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,530 that he's telling me. 116 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,620 Tell her what happened. 117 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:53,690 My identity was stolen. 118 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,500 His identity was stolen. 119 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,310 Tell her about 120 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,310 the accounts. 121 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,930 They were frozen. 122 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:02,600 Frozen. 123 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,670 Bye, Kyle. 124 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:07,070 Where are you going? 125 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:07,070 Oh, my God. 126 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,050 How's the coolest 127 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,050 chick ever? 128 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,050 Not good. 129 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,280 What do you mean? 130 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:12,950 Leslie's making us go 131 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:12,950 on a camping retreat. 132 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,750 That's awesome. 133 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,750 Camping's the best. 134 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,220 Camping sucks. 135 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,890 It's super boring. 136 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:21,430 And you can see the stars, 137 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:21,430 which I hate. 138 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:21,430 They're creepy. 139 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,520 I love camping. 140 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,520 I bet you I can get 141 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:23,520 you to love it, too. 142 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,160 Why don't I meet you 143 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,160 out there? 144 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,770 If you hate it, 145 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,770 we'll leave and go make out. 146 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,770 But if you love it, 147 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,570 we'll stay and make out. 148 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,570 Either way, 149 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:31,570 a ton of making out. 150 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:32,860 You in? 151 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,140 Ann Perkins. 152 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:36,140 Chris. 153 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:38,970 Hey. I heard you were back. 154 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:38,970 Yeah. 155 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:40,670 I didn't do this 156 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:40,670 because of you. 157 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:42,780 Well, it looks great. 158 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:45,490 Yeah, you look great. 159 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:45,490 Am I right? It's... 160 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:46,880 So good running into you. 161 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,080 You know, 162 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,080 we should get together soon. 163 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,080 I'd love to catch up. 164 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,160 Me, too. 165 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,160 Catch up and mustard. 166 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,490 Ketchup and mustard. 167 00:03:52,630 --> 00:03:54,490 I just was... 168 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:55,620 Oh! 169 00:03:56,330 --> 00:03:57,560 So delightful. 170 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,300 I relish your wit. 171 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,710 Well, I salsa your face. 172 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,940 I should hate him. 173 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,940 He broke up with me. 174 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,010 Well, there was 175 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,010 an ex that I still liked 176 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,010 after he broke up with me. 177 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,120 But it was really 178 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,120 hard to stay mad at him. 179 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:16,120 He was an amazing dentist. 180 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:19,320 You know, when he saw me, 181 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:19,320 I swear his face lit up. 182 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:20,510 Ann. 183 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,390 What do you think 184 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,390 "We should get 185 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,390 together soon" means? 186 00:04:22,490 --> 00:04:24,150 No. Do not read into this. 187 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:27,060 Remember, this is the guy 188 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:27,060 that was so 189 00:04:24,590 --> 00:04:27,060 upbeat and positive, 190 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:28,890 when he broke up with you, 191 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:28,890 you didn't even 192 00:04:27,130 --> 00:04:28,890 know it happened. 193 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,790 Yeah. 194 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:31,990 Come camping with us. 195 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,460 It'll be really fun. 196 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,460 You'll be away from Chris. 197 00:04:32,370 --> 00:04:35,460 You can brainstorm. 198 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,730 I'll give you 199 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:37,730 first dibs on s'mores. 200 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,140 Okay. That sounds fun. 201 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,310 Here is our 202 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,310 official retreat schedule. 203 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:47,750 It divides our time evenly 204 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:47,750 between work and play. 205 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,420 Come on, everybody. 206 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,420 Let's hustle. 207 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,880 Let's get to 208 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,880 the brainstorming! 209 00:04:51,850 --> 00:04:53,320 Great attitude, Ron. 210 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,720 I just wanna 211 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,720 get the work over 212 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,720 as soon as possible 213 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,520 so I can do some fishing. 214 00:04:58,030 --> 00:04:59,430 Fishing relaxes me. 215 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,990 It's like yoga, 216 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,990 except I still get 217 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,990 to kill something. 218 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:10,170 All right. 219 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:10,170 I call this wonderful spot. 220 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,100 You didn't bring a tent? 221 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,270 I don't really go 222 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:14,270 camping ever, Jerry. 223 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,810 So, I'm not going to 224 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,810 spend $150 on a tent. 225 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,280 I'm just gonna 226 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,280 sleep on the floor. 227 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,280 It's called the ground 228 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,280 when it's outside. 229 00:05:20,350 --> 00:05:21,340 Whatever. 230 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,510 Why? Do you guys do 231 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,510 this a lot? Camping? 232 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:25,650 I've never been before, 233 00:05:23,850 --> 00:05:25,650 but I think I'm gonna love it. 234 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,510 Why am I gonna love it? 235 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,290 SkyMall. 236 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:32,820 Come check out my tent. 237 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:32,820 I ordered a bunch 238 00:05:29,790 --> 00:05:32,820 of crap off SkyMall. 239 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,560 I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD. 240 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,260 Awesome bed right there. 241 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,000 DJ Roomba's in the mix. 242 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,700 It's like I'm 243 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:41,700 not even camping. 244 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:42,970 This is actually 245 00:05:41,770 --> 00:05:42,970 a dog couch, 246 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,530 but it's super comfortable. 247 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,070 It's really important to me 248 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,070 that April loves camping. 249 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:54,980 So, I went ahead 250 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:54,980 and set up the ultimate 251 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:54,980 campsite love nest. 252 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,780 Complete with 253 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,780 beautiful starlight. 254 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,420 We got champagne. 255 00:05:58,020 --> 00:06:00,420 Also, rose petals. 256 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,790 As you can see, 257 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,790 they smell terrific. 258 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,460 We need big ideas, 259 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,460 and we need 'em now. 260 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,460 Who wants to go first? 261 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,130 I propose that we take 262 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,130 all the money we made 263 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:11,130 from the Harvest Festival 264 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,330 and return it to the citizens. 265 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,870 So, how much would 266 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,870 that be per person? 267 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,470 About 83 cents. 268 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,700 Per household. 269 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:20,730 Before postage. 270 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,330 Are we done? 271 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,650 What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, 272 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:26,650 and Drake all have in common? 273 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:29,410 Oh, I know this one. 274 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:29,410 They are all rappists. 275 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,380 Oh, my God. 276 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,380 They're rappers, Jerry. 277 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,480 And what they have 278 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,480 in common is none of them 279 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,620 have ever performed 280 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,620 in Pawnee. Why? 281 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:40,630 Because we don't have 282 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:40,630 an adequate concert venue. 283 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:42,360 Until now. 284 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,770 The Pawnee Amphitheater. 285 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,760 How much would that cost? 286 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,660 Not that much. 287 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,660 $200, $300 million. 288 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,430 Right. 289 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,430 Great. 290 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,270 Luxury dog park. 291 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:55,270 Do you want to 292 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:55,270 tell us any more? 293 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:58,080 Poodles only. No pooping. 294 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:01,150 Hey. Where are you? 295 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,980 I'm here. 296 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,980 Where are you? 297 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,990 We're inside 298 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,990 the main entrance, 299 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,150 near the sign that says 300 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,150 "Pawnee Campground." 301 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:10,420 I'm in a totally 302 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:10,420 different place. 303 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,060 That's why we 304 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:12,060 can't see each other. 305 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,460 My God, Andy, 306 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,960 I don't even wanna be here. 307 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:18,300 The air is too fresh. 308 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:18,300 It's disgusting. 309 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:18,300 I can't breathe. 310 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,370 There's a brook somewhere 311 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,370 that won't stop babbling. 312 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,370 Shut up! 313 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,930 Sweetheart. Just hold tight 314 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:24,930 and I'll be there. 315 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,070 Well, April is right here. 316 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,370 And I am down here somewhere. 317 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,810 How about we just 318 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:32,810 invest the money? 319 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:34,540 Make 4% a year. 320 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,610 You know, set up 321 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,610 a nice little nest egg 322 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,610 for the city. 323 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:37,950 What do you think? 324 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,320 Great idea. 325 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,320 Thanks, white Urkel. 326 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:43,420 All right. Maybe it's 327 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:43,420 not the sexiest idea, 328 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:43,420 Tom, but it's smart. 329 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,620 What are you even 330 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,620 still doing here? 331 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:46,620 Harvest Festival is over. 332 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,360 Shouldn't you be 333 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,360 back in Indianapolis? 334 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,960 Hey. Ben helped us launch 335 00:07:48,630 --> 00:07:50,960 the Harvest Festival, 336 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,590 and he knows how 337 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,590 Chris's mind works. 338 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,260 And he's a valuable 339 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,260 asset to the team. 340 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,430 Thank you. 341 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,230 April has not 342 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,230 presented her idea. 343 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,230 April? 344 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,270 I didn't come 345 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,270 up with anything. 346 00:07:57,570 --> 00:07:59,270 Why? 347 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,170 Because I know that 348 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,170 whatever we come up with 349 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,440 isn't gonna be 350 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,440 good enough anyway, 351 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,770 and we're just 352 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,770 gonna go with your idea. 353 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,140 She's got a point. 354 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,710 Leslie, just tell 355 00:08:05,380 --> 00:08:06,710 us what your idea is 356 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,180 so I can go back 357 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:08,180 to the Thunderdome. 358 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,080 That's what I'm 359 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,080 calling my tent. 360 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,850 I am really 361 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,850 disappointed 362 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,850 in all of you. 363 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,950 You know, 364 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,950 the whole town is looking 365 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,950 at us right now. 366 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:15,850 And you're letting 'em down. 367 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,420 Take an hour. 368 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,420 Go clear your heads 369 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,090 and see if you can 370 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,090 come up with a real idea 371 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,090 that we can use. 372 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,630 And also, 373 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,630 see if you're interested 374 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,030 in contributing 375 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,030 to this department. 376 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:26,700 Then, after that, 377 00:08:24,230 --> 00:08:26,700 I will tell you my idea. 378 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:33,030 Wow. You really 379 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:33,030 let 'em have it. 380 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,510 Well, I had no choice. 381 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,510 I didn't wanna 382 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:35,510 tell them my idea. 383 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:37,810 Why not? 384 00:08:35,910 --> 00:08:37,810 Because I don't have one. 385 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,280 I don't have 386 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,280 an idea, Ann. 387 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,620 I'm so screwed, Ann. 388 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,710 The meeting is tomorrow, 389 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,710 and I don't have anything. 390 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,150 Why not just build the park 391 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,150 on the lot behind my house? 392 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:51,650 Chris wants the new project 393 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:51,650 to generate revenue. 394 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,230 What about those 395 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:53,230 binders in your office? 396 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,730 They're filled 397 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,730 with small ideas. 398 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,460 We need a big, 399 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,460 juicy idea. 400 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,330 I'm so desperate, 401 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,330 I even brought in 402 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,330 my dream journal, 403 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,460 hoping it would inspire me. 404 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800 "I married ALF and 405 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,800 we're pretty happy." 406 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,060 That sounds nice. 407 00:09:04,570 --> 00:09:06,060 It was. 408 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,840 Okay, listen to me. 409 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,840 You are smart and 410 00:09:06,810 --> 00:09:10,840 creative and talented, 411 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:12,850 and you're gonna be fine. 412 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:12,850 You're probably right. 413 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,610 I just need an hour 414 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,610 and it'll come to me. 415 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,280 Hello? 416 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,860 Andy, you have to save me. 417 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,360 I'm camping with 418 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,360 people I work with. 419 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:26,620 Hello. April. 420 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:27,680 Hello? 421 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,030 Walk around in circles 422 00:09:28,230 --> 00:09:30,030 like I am. 423 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:32,490 Help triangulate 424 00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:32,490 the phone call. 425 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:35,060 Hello? 426 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,230 Hang on. 427 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,230 I'm gonna try to 428 00:09:36,570 --> 00:09:38,230 get to higher ground. 429 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,710 I found some thorns. 430 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,710 I mean, yes, 431 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,710 my daughter might 432 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,710 think she is old enough 433 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,410 to be sexually 434 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,410 active with her boyfriend. 435 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,540 But I'm sorry, 16, 436 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,210 that just seems too young 437 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,210 to be on birth control. 438 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,650 You know, 439 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,650 I was 24 when Gayle 440 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,650 took my virginity. 441 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:57,590 What say we just 442 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:57,590 stand here in silence 443 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,230 and think of 444 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:02,230 ideas for projects? 445 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400 You know what I should do? 446 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400 I should lead a teen 447 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,400 abstinence workshop. 448 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,470 That might be 449 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,470 incredibly effective. 450 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,510 Hey, Tom. 451 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520 One second. 452 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520 I'm just in the middle 453 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,520 of a head massage. 454 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390 Well, that's a good 455 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390 stopping point. 456 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,390 What's up? 457 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:31,780 Uh... 458 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,630 You wanna bounce 459 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,630 some ideas off each other? 460 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420 Here's a better idea. 461 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420 How about I bounce 462 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,420 my way over to my dog couch 463 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,120 and watch a little 464 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,120 Season Six of Top Chef? 465 00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,360 All right. 466 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,490 I know Leslie seems upset. 467 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,090 But the truth is, 468 00:10:40,570 --> 00:10:42,090 she's better than us 469 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,800 at this stuff by 470 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,800 a thousand miles. 471 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,370 So, there's really no point. 472 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,370 Care for some fondue? 473 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:47,500 Yeah. 474 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,970 Hey. How do you 475 00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:50,970 afford all this stuff? 476 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,580 I just return it the next day 477 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,580 and claim it was defective. 478 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,180 The key is crying a lot. 479 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,620 No one likes to 480 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,620 hear a grown man cry. 481 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690 "And then, 482 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690 my hand accidentally went 483 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:59,690 in the panini press!" 484 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,560 Hey. You wanna go 485 00:11:01,090 --> 00:11:02,560 for a walk? 486 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:03,850 Yeah. 487 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,030 Wow. The sky 488 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:08,030 is really beautiful. 489 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290 It's pollution from 490 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290 the Sweetums factory. 491 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,290 It's gorgeous, 492 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,330 but is it worth 493 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,330 the asthma? 494 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,260 No. 495 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,860 Ben, this new project idea, 496 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000 it's not really a big deal. 497 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000 I'm probably making 498 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:20,000 too much out of it. 499 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,770 Oh, no, no. 500 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,770 It's really big. 501 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570 I mean, 502 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570 you got everyone's attention 503 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,570 with the Harvest Festival. 504 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,910 Now, you're gonna 505 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,910 seal the deal. 506 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,350 It's the chance 507 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,350 you've been waiting for. 508 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020 What if 509 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020 the festival was, like, 510 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020 a high point for me, 511 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,310 and I never do 512 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,310 anything better than that? 513 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,250 Then you wouldn't 514 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,250 be Leslie Knope. 515 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760 So, I have to keep 516 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760 thinking about good ideas 517 00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,760 all the time, 518 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:39,920 or I'm no longer myself? 519 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,050 No, no, no. 520 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,050 No, no. Not at all. 521 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560 I've just honestly 522 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560 never met someone 523 00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,560 who works as hard as you do. 524 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400 I mean, you're like 525 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400 the Energizer Bunny 526 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,400 of city government. 527 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,510 And when she looked 528 00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,510 in the back of her car, 529 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500 she saw that even though 530 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500 it was her own 531 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:58,500 private property, 532 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,880 she would be 533 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,880 forced to take it in 534 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,150 for a state inspection! 535 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,720 Okay, guys. Listen up. 536 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,580 What was that? 537 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,580 That was me talking. 538 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,630 No, I heard it, too. 539 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,630 Andy? 540 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,390 If that's a coyote, 541 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,390 someone needs 542 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,930 to pick me up 543 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:13,930 off the ground now. 544 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,860 Oh, my God! 545 00:12:15,930 --> 00:12:16,950 Hey, guys. 546 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,090 What are you doing here? 547 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,330 I was just out for 548 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:19,330 my nighttime run, 549 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600 and I thought, 550 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600 "Why not go visit 551 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,600 the Parks Department?" 552 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:22,760 How's everything going here? 553 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,860 Super great. Really well. 554 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,870 We have a great idea. 555 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,380 Tell me now while I 556 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:29,380 sit on this boulder. 557 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,870 I'm much more 558 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,870 receptive to new ideas 559 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,210 when my heart rate 560 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,210 is still elevated. 561 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920 Chris, do you 562 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920 wanna maybe just 563 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,920 talk for a minute? 564 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,210 Let them work? 565 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,510 Oh! Sure. 566 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:48,390 What was that? What was that? 567 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,900 Leslie, 568 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,900 just tell us your idea. 569 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,670 Los Angeles, Season One 570 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,670 isn't gonna watch itself. 571 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,460 Here it is. 572 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,340 What do you think? 573 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,480 I don't have an idea. 574 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,480 I'm sorry. 575 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,840 I thought if we all 576 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,840 worked really hard, 577 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,150 I could come up 578 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,150 with something. 579 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,350 But I don't have anything, 580 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,350 and we're totally screwed. 581 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620 And what we need to 582 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620 do is just keep working 583 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,620 and just work again more 584 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690 and just do it and get it. 585 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690 And then we got it 586 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:22,690 and we're good. 587 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,020 Go with that. 588 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,320 I think 589 00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,320 I'm gonna turn in. 590 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,460 You're not 591 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,460 going anywhere. 592 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,270 No one's going anywhere. 593 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,270 No one's sleeping 594 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700 because this is 595 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700 an all-nighter. 596 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,700 And that'll be fun. 597 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680 We'll all stay up 598 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680 and then, I'll be like, 599 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,680 "Hey! No one sleep!" 600 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,270 Do you hear 601 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,270 how loud that is? 602 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,110 You're not 603 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:40,110 sleeping through that. 604 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,440 Is there anything else 605 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,440 to eat? 606 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,210 The marshmallows 607 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,210 are all gone. 608 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,610 We have nothing to eat. 609 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250 Jerry scared all the fish away 610 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250 with his loud 611 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:49,250 personal stories. 612 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,290 I wanna go home. 613 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,290 I miss my canopy bed. 614 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,390 Yeah. I'm fine 615 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,390 with not camping. 616 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930 Especially since 617 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930 my stupid boyfriend 618 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,930 abandoned me! 619 00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,360 I'll fire up the van. 620 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070 You know, 621 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070 I've never moved 622 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,070 this slowly before. 623 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,730 It's almost like 624 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,730 being in quicksand. 625 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,530 Hey, um, listen. 626 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,840 When you dumped me, 627 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,840 it was really embarrassing. 628 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,450 You just kind of took off. 629 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510 Oh, I'm so sorry. 630 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510 I mean, 631 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,510 I never meant to hurt you. 632 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,160 And well, I'm back now. 633 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,950 Hey, I have a great idea. 634 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120 Why don't we go 635 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120 to this rustic 636 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,120 diner that I know? 637 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460 We can have egg white omelets 638 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460 and we can 639 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:28,460 continue to talk about us. 640 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:29,950 Sounds good. 641 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,160 No, no. 642 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,540 Chocolate 643 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,540 or butterscotch? 644 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070 Swirl me. 645 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070 Dude, camping is awesome. 646 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:43,070 I love it. 647 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,770 Excuse me, gentlemen. 648 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240 How long have you 649 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240 been running power 650 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,240 to this tent? 651 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140 I don't know. 652 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140 How long have we 653 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,140 been here? 654 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,440 Ten hours. 655 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,080 No! I was TiVoing 656 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,080 Cupcake Wars. 657 00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,650 This is ridiculous! 658 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,160 Look, I am used 659 00:14:55,790 --> 00:14:57,160 to a certain level 660 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690 of comfort in my life, 661 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690 and I didn't want 662 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,690 to sacrifice that. 663 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,990 Okay, well, 664 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,990 I packed everything up. 665 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,790 So, now, you're telling me 666 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,790 I have to go unpack it? 667 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,590 Guys, this is a sign. 668 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330 You wanted to leave, 669 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330 and now you're 670 00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:07,330 stuck here with me. 671 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,170 So, we can work all night. 672 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,310 This is gonna be so much fun! 673 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,310 All-night work! 674 00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,940 All-night work! 675 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310 You know what? There's 676 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310 a bed and breakfast 677 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,310 right up the road. 678 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,470 I'm gonna head there. 679 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,710 Yes. Let's keep brainstorming. 680 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,510 I have a good 681 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,510 feeling about this BandB. 682 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790 One day, there's 683 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790 gonna be a plaque there 684 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,790 that reads, 685 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980 "This is where 686 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980 Leslie Knope came up 687 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,980 with the amazing idea for..." 688 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,320 Damn, 689 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,320 I thought that would work. 690 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,400 Welcome 691 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,400 to the Quiet Corn. 692 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,290 I'm Elsa Clack. 693 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:44,700 Breakfast is served 694 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:44,700 between 5:30 and 6:15 a.m. 695 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,900 What if we sleep 696 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,900 to a normal hour? 697 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040 Well, that would 698 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,040 be very rude of you. 699 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,570 May I take your 700 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,570 breakfast order? 701 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,580 We have hardboiled eggs, 702 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:59,310 homemade tomato slices 703 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:59,310 with dry seed and leek jam, 704 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,050 and your choice 705 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,050 of German muffin. 706 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,820 What the 707 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,820 is a German muffin? 708 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,520 Oh, good Lord. 709 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,960 I call the bed. 710 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,190 Awesome. 711 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,190 I hate this place. 712 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,810 This place is 713 00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,810 the exact opposite of SkyMall. 714 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,380 Listen to this. 715 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,380 "Dear Quiet Corn, 716 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,540 "thank you for 717 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,540 your beautiful inn. 718 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410 "My wife and I 719 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410 spent three nights 720 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:27,410 of ecstasy in this room." 721 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,670 Gosh. 722 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,250 There are no TVs anywhere. 723 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,580 This place is 724 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,580 lamer than outside. 725 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,810 I'm chillin'. 726 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:38,380 What was that? 727 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,350 Gin. 728 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,860 Here you come, 729 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,860 sleeping in the tent 730 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,220 Oh, my God. 731 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,270 Sleeping in the tent 732 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,260 I found you. 733 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:51,170 Oh, I found you 734 00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,940 And I had to fight a squirrel 735 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,440 Where have you been? 736 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240 I told you I was 737 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240 gonna take you camping, 738 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,240 didn't I? 739 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380 Yeah. 740 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380 Well, I'm taking 741 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,380 you camping. 742 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810 Look at this. 743 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810 This is what I had set up 744 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810 at the other campsite. 745 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,890 Except for it was 746 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,890 way nicer there. 747 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,010 But this'll do. 748 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:08,010 I've got some champagne. 749 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,990 And I had to drink 750 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,990 most of it to survive. 751 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,120 So, I'm kind 752 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:14,120 of buzzed right now. 753 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,720 I'm just glad 754 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,720 you're here. 755 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,950 Can we make out now? 756 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060 Now, you have 757 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060 to understand that, 758 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,060 at the time, 759 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340 I genuinely thought 760 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340 that you and I would 761 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:26,340 never see each other again. 762 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,240 I completely understand. 763 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680 That's what 764 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680 makes you so amazing. 765 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,680 No. 766 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,270 Ann Perkins. Amazing. 767 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,880 Oh, no. 768 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:39,280 Oh, no? 769 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,440 Oh, no. 770 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,820 No, no, no. I wasn't 771 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,820 saying that 772 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,050 I thought we should 773 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,050 get back together again. 774 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,930 But you said... 775 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,930 You indicated... 776 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,070 Oh, my God. 777 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,070 This is happening again. 778 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:54,530 I have to move, right? 779 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,130 Yeah. I'm gonna 780 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:57,130 leave the country. 781 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,940 Bye, everybody. Bye. 782 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,470 Hey. 783 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,380 Hey. Couldn't sleep? 784 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,380 No. 785 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640 My room was 786 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640 filled with cat hair 787 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,640 and cat smell and actual cats. 788 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,120 Roughly 12 cats. 789 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,650 Sounds delightful. 790 00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:16,250 Leslie, what are you doing? 791 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,320 I am listening to 792 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,320 Steal My Sunshine by Len. 793 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,750 A one-hit wonder, like me. 794 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,260 You're not a one-hit wonder. 795 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,520 Well, I will be. 796 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,430 I peaked at 797 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,430 the Harvest Festival, Ron. 798 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,790 Years from now, 799 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,790 people are gonna say, 800 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000 "Remember that woman 801 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000 who came up with 802 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,000 the Harvest Festival idea 803 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130 "and never came up 804 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130 with another idea again? 805 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,130 What happened to her? 806 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,730 "What was her name? Kim? 807 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:33,730 Anyway, who cares? 808 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,970 "She's stupid, 809 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,970 and she's dead now." 810 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800 For the first time ever, 811 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800 the Parks Department 812 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,800 has real momentum. 813 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,510 And I'm gonna ruin it 814 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,510 for everybody. 815 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050 You've done more for 816 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050 this group of people 817 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:43,050 than anyone else. 818 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,710 You're the only reason 819 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,710 we all still have jobs. 820 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,520 I think we'll be okay. 821 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,520 Yeah? Okay. 822 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,750 Well, I'd love to 823 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,750 chit chat about this, 824 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,080 but I need 825 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,080 to keep working. Okay? 826 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630 And keep pushing 827 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630 so that my 828 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,630 breakthrough will happen 829 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,230 and I will be ready for it. 830 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060 You know what? 831 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060 I just had an idea 832 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,060 for a new project. 833 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,830 Really? 834 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,830 Yes. 835 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,600 Yes, I think this 836 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,600 could be really good. 837 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:04,660 What is it? 838 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,170 Come with me. 839 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,170 Right through here. 840 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,570 Wait. What's happening? 841 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,650 Ron! Ron, 842 00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,650 what are you doing? 843 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980 This is my idea. 844 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980 You're gonna 845 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,980 shut your brain down 846 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,850 and go to sleep, 847 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,850 and I'm gonna stay out here 848 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,580 and guard the door 849 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:18,580 so you can't leave. 850 00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:19,750 No! Ron! 851 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:22,590 You've been thinking 852 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:22,590 about work nonstop for years. 853 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:24,090 It's time to rest. 854 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,350 All my binders 855 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:25,350 are downstairs! 856 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,450 Shhh! 857 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,120 All due respect, Ms. Clack, 858 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,460 stick a German muffin in it. 859 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860 Fair enough. 860 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860 I'm just gonna go to bed. 861 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,860 Just call it a night. 862 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730 I already checked, 863 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730 Leslie. The transom 864 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,730 is painted shut. 865 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,190 Damn it. 866 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,640 Oh, my God. There's like, 867 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,640 50 cats in here. 868 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:48,840 Where's Leslie? 869 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,040 Not 100% sure. 870 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,680 Should we reschedule, 871 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:51,680 or... 872 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:52,880 Nope. She'll be here. 873 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,320 Good morning. 874 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,320 So, I just slept seven hours, 875 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,250 which is twice as 876 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,250 long as I usually sleep. 877 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,550 So, I'm a little 878 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,550 disoriented. 879 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,590 But I did wake up 880 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,590 with a million ideas. 881 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,530 And Ron would not 882 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,530 let me have any paper, 883 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,390 so I had to write 884 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,390 them down on this doily. 885 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260 We should buy a telescope 886 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260 and make 887 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,260 the old ranger station 888 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,830 in Ramsett Park 889 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,830 an observatory. 890 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930 That way, 891 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930 we could sell tickets 892 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:11,930 and have class trips. 893 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,400 I like it. We'll take... 894 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,400 Good. 895 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,870 We'll have theme 896 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,870 night at the park. 897 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,440 We could have singles, 898 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:16,440 date night, 899 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:19,140 seniors and we could have 900 00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:19,140 a city-wide yard sale, 901 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,280 which would be part auction, 902 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:22,280 part Antiques Roadshow. 903 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410 And then, 904 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410 we could have the professors 905 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,410 from the community college 906 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,920 come in and assign 907 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,920 value to the objects. 908 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650 And then, 909 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650 we could split the profits 910 00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,650 with the school. 911 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450 It would be 912 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450 a lot of fun. 913 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,450 I'll see you boys later. 914 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,510 Bye, Ron. 915 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,560 They say you're only as good 916 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,560 as your last idea. 917 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,720 I say you're only as good 918 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,720 as the people you work with. 919 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,190 Leslie Knope is back. 920 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,460 Ha-ha! 921 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,430 Oh, my God. 922 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,430 My breath is so bad. 923 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,900 Yeah, she died, 924 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,900 like, 20 minutes after that.